"Cheese Tax" Personalized Dog Lover Board

A premium acacia wood board engraved for dog lovers who know snacks are never just for humans

If you know, you know.

The Cheese Tax board is a lighthearted nod to the dogs who supervise every snack and insist on their fair share. Featuring the phrase "Don't forget the cheese tax" and personalized with your dog's name beneath, this board brings humor and heart into the kitchen without sacrificing style.

It's designed to be used - for charcuterie, snacks, or everyday prep - while quietly celebrating the dog who's always nearby, just in case cheese appears.

Personalization

• Customize with your dog's name (engraved beneath the phrase)
• Format example:
  • - Diesel
• Laser-engraved by Steele Stewart for a clean, permanent finish

Please enter your dog's name exactly as you'd like it engraved.

Design 

• Laser-engraved by Steele Stewart
• Engraving placement: bottom corner
• Design includes:
  • "Don't forget the cheese tax"
  • Custom dog name

Board Details

• Solid acacia wood
  
• Board Style: Winsome Acacia Cutting Board
  
• Approximate size: 16" x 12" x 1.5"
• Integrated juice groove to help contain liquids while prepping or serving
• Reverse side includes a recessed well, ideal for crackers, small bites, or ingredients that tend to roll
• Natural wood grain - variations are part of the character

Board is sourced from Sonder LA and engraved by Steele Stewart

Care Instructions

• Hand wash only
• Do not soak, place in dishwasher, or store on top of a stove
• Oil every 3-4 weeks with food-grade mineral oil or beeswax

Materials & Safety

• Made from solid wood
• Free of BPA, phthalates, and formaldehyde

Perfect for

• Dog lovers
• Charcuterie & snacks
• Gifts for pet parents
• Kitchens where dogs supervise closely

Each board is engraved individually. Minor variations in wood grain and tone make every piece one of a kind.