Dog Lover Charcuterie Board: Don't forget my cheese tax.

A solid acacia wood board engraved for dog lovers who know cheese is never really yours alone.

If you know, you know.

The Cheese Tax board is a playful nod to the dogs who appear the second the cheese comes out.

Featuring a clean line-art dog alongside the phrase “don’t forget my cheese tax,” the design brings a little personality to the kitchen while keeping the look simple and understated.

Choose the design exactly as shown, or personalize it by replacing “my” with your dog’s name — because some dogs deserve their tax policy in writing.

Personalization

Choose from:

• Standard design: “don’t forget my cheese tax”
• Personalized design: replace “my” with your dog’s name

Example:

• “don’t forget diesel’s cheese tax”

All engraving is precision laser-etched by Steele Stewart for a clean, permanent finish.

If personalizing, please enter your dog’s name exactly as you’d like it engraved. All names will be engraved in lowercase per the design.

Design 

• Minimal line-art dog illustration
• “don’t forget my cheese tax” engraving
• Optional personalization with your dog’s name
• Precision laser-engraved by Steele Stewart
• Engraving positioned in the bottom corner so the design can remain visible when the board is styled for serving

Board Details

• Solid acacia wood
• Approximate size: 17" x 13" x 1"
• Integrated juice groove
• Generous surface for cheeses, charcuterie, snacks, or everyday kitchen use
• Natural wood grain and coloring — variations are part of the character of each board

Each board is individually engraved by Steele Stewart.

Care Instructions

• Hand wash only
• Do not soak or place in the dishwasher
• Dry thoroughly after washing
• Do not store on top of a stove
• Oil periodically with food-grade mineral oil or beeswax to help preserve the wood

Perfect for

• Dog lovers
• Charcuterie and entertaining
• Gifts for dog parents
• Housewarmings
• Hostess gifts
• Kitchens where dogs supervise snack preparation very close

Each board is engraved individually. Natural variations in wood grain, knots, and tone mean no two boards will be exactly alike.